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| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A widower.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.... more
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