Viewing Joke: Category: Men jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 54   Joke: A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didnt have to worry about a will. He said, "Will, what will? Im making a list of people Im gonna bite."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Men Jokes: 1.    Category: Men jokes   Why dont women work as long and as hard as men in the office?They do it right first time.... more 2.    Category: Men jokes   Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more 3.    Category: Men jokes   QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more 4.    Category: Men jokes   Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more 5.    Category: Men jokes   How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more 6.    Category: Men jokes   Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more 7.    Category: Men jokes   Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more 8.    Category: Men jokes   Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more 9.    Category: Men jokes   A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.... more 10.    Category: Men jokes   Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more