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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh... more
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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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