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| A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass t... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have ob... more
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