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| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two ba... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have ob... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwa... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more
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