| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "Im not aware of y... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Ive only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said t... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in th... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.Dont answer!... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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