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| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I think Im a bridge. Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I sugges... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters,"... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass t... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had... more
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