| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Ive only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more
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