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| A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "Im not aware of y... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, whats your REAL problem?... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two ba... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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