| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when its time to go back to childhood, a man is a... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?"You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand!... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a ps... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have ob... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more
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