| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwa... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon.Sit there and dont stir.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If theyre OK, then its... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when its time to go back to childhood, a man is a... more
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