| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Oops.I cant believe I broke the last one. I guess yo... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon.Sit there and dont stir.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwa... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when its time to go back to childhood, a man is a... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "Youre fine, how am I? "... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more
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