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| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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