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| Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, I think Im a bridge. Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?None, hes still clinging to the old lightbulb.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.One turned to the other and said, "Hello."The other one thought, "I wonder wh... more
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