Viewing Joke: Category: Mental health jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuers file and called him into his office."Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that youre ready to go home. Im only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.""Oh, he didnt kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Mental Health Jokes: 1.    Category: Mental health jokes   Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more 2.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more 3.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more 4.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more 5.    Category: Mental health jokes   Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had... more 6.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that ha... more 7.    Category: Mental health jokes   Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more 8.    Category: Mental health jokes   The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters,"... more 9.    Category: Mental health jokes   A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more 10.    Category: Mental health jokes   The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I sugges... more