Viewing Joke: Category: Mental health jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenters level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."The man cant help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose Id just look at my watch."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Mental Health Jokes: 1.    Category: Mental health jokes   A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more 2.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, whats your REAL problem?... more 3.    Category: Mental health jokes   When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "Im not aware of y... more 4.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more 5.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more 6.    Category: Mental health jokes   A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more 7.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, Doctor, I think Im a bridge. Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more 8.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more 9.    Category: Mental health jokes   Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.One turned to the other and said, "Hello."The other one thought, "I wonder wh... more 10.    Category: Mental health jokes   Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more