Viewing Joke: Category: Mental health jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 23   Joke: A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Cant you see Im sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. Hes my friend, but hes a little crazy. He thinks hes a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2s face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If hes your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Mental Health Jokes: 1.    Category: Mental health jokes   Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more 2.    Category: Mental health jokes   The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they... more 3.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more 4.    Category: Mental health jokes   A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have ob... more 5.    Category: Mental health jokes   The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I sugges... more 6.    Category: Mental health jokes   When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more 7.    Category: Mental health jokes   What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a ps... more 8.    Category: Mental health jokes   What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more 9.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more 10.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that ha... more