Viewing Joke: Category: Mental health jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why dont we take some time right now to hear each other out?"The other three agreed.The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."The third followed with, "Im involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know Im not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I cant kee p a secret..."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Mental Health Jokes: 1.    Category: Mental health jokes   A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more 2.    Category: Mental health jokes   "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more 3.    Category: Mental health jokes   A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting... more 4.    Category: Mental health jokes   A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more 5.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.Dont answer!... more 6.    Category: Mental health jokes   Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more 7.    Category: Mental health jokes   What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more 8.    Category: Mental health jokes   "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I cant sing, I cant dance, I cant tell jokes, I cant a... more 9.    Category: Mental health jokes   After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more 10.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more