Viewing Joke: Category: Mental health jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats the problem?" the docotor inquired."Well, Im 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.""My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week youll have women buzzing all around you."The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor."It worked alright. For the past several weeks Ive e njoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women.""So, whats your problem?" "I dont have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Mental Health Jokes: 1.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?None, hes still clinging to the old lightbulb.... more 2.    Category: Mental health jokes   Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more 3.    Category: Mental health jokes   A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more 4.    Category: Mental health jokes   Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say were very busy. Dont keep saying Its a madhouse."... more 5.    Category: Mental health jokes   A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more 6.    Category: Mental health jokes   A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more 7.    Category: Mental health jokes   How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more 8.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more 9.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more 10.    Category: Mental health jokes   A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has sto... more