Viewing Joke: Category: Mental health jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 14   Joke: A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Mental Health Jokes: 1.    Category: Mental health jokes   Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple... more 2.    Category: Mental health jokes   Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more 3.    Category: Mental health jokes   A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more 4.    Category: Mental health jokes   When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more 5.    Category: Mental health jokes   A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more 6.    Category: Mental health jokes   "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more 7.    Category: Mental health jokes   How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/... more 8.    Category: Mental health jokes   Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that ha... more 9.    Category: Mental health jokes   When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "Im not aware of y... more 10.    Category: Mental health jokes   After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more