| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I sugges... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more
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