Viewing Joke: Category: Military jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 23   Joke: An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven. The officer flyboy replies; yes, I once went into a bar with four of my pilot friends and saw two seabees harrassing a young girl at the bar, so being a gentelman I went up to the biggest one and told him to leave this young lady alone. When he refused I told him again more forcefully. This time I slapped him across the face and told this seabee to stand down. St Peter said this was a very good thing to do and asked when the pilot did this great act. The pilot replied; about 5 minutes ago! My friends should be here shortly!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Military Jokes: 1.    Category: Military jokes   There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We st... more 2.    Category: Military jokes   During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After eve... more 3.    Category: Military jokes   An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck t... more 4.    Category: Military jokes   During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mu... more 5.    Category: Military jokes   The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate bui... more 6.    Category: Military jokes   A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I... more 7.    Category: Military jokes   In the 1970s, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sist... more 8.    Category: Military jokes   Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos.- In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel pot... more 9.    Category: Military jokes   Q: Whats the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.... more 10.    Category: Military jokes   While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra messes up and lands on its tail... more