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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 7 | | | | Joke: | A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die youll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army Id never stand in another line!" | | | |
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