Viewing Joke: Category: Military jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 7   Joke: A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" asked the captain."Throw out an anchor, sir." replied the naval student."What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" asked the captain."Throw out another anchor, sir." answered the student."And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?" asked the captain."Throw out another anchor." replied the student."Hold on," said the Captain. "Where are you getting all your anchors from?"The naval student replied, "From the same place youre getting all of your storms, sir."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Military Jokes: 1.    Category: Military jokes   Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put... more 2.    Category: Military jokes   - When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesnt show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour re... more 3.    Category: Military jokes   SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHME... more 4.    Category: Military jokes   A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang... more 5.    Category: Military jokes   During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After eve... more 6.    Category: Military jokes   A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "M... more 7.    Category: Military jokes   A general calls a colonel:- Do you have a couple of smart majors?- Yes I do.- Send them to me. I need to move my furnitu... more 8.    Category: Military jokes   Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.... more 9.    Category: Military jokes   During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said,... more 10.    Category: Military jokes   Colin Powell, once USAs highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from h... more