Viewing Joke: Category: Military jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 11   Joke: An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircrafts sewage holding tank.The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, Im stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Military Jokes: 1.    Category: Military jokes   - How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?- That is a military secret. If I told you Id have to kill you... more 2.    Category: Military jokes   Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.... more 3.    Category: Military jokes   You Might be a Marine Wife if:1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches you. 2. You earned... more 4.    Category: Military jokes   As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: Hed just signed up at an... more 5.    Category: Military jokes   One of my husbands duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hal... more 6.    Category: Military jokes   At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?""Th... more 7.    Category: Military jokes   Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"... more 8.    Category: Military jokes   An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he be... more 9.    Category: Military jokes   A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his fr... more 10.    Category: Military jokes   - Who likes music? - asks a commander.- Two soldiers step forward.- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment... more