Viewing Joke: Category: Military jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 20   Joke: Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody whos on the streets after 6 oclock. So one day, theyre out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up the man in his sights and shoots the man dead. Mick is shocked. "What are you doin, Paddy? It aint 6 yet!" "I know what Im doin. I know where he lives and he wouldnt have made it!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Military Jokes: 1.    Category: Military jokes   Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.... more 2.    Category: Military jokes   On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with... more 3.    Category: Military jokes   During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mu... more 4.    Category: Military jokes   Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 4... more 5.    Category: Military jokes   Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had s... more 6.    Category: Military jokes   A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Me... more 7.    Category: Military jokes   A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?""Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people aroun... more 8.    Category: Military jokes   Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especi... more 9.    Category: Military jokes   The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate bui... more 10.    Category: Military jokes   The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can... more