Viewing Joke: Category: Military jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. And then he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room. So now he was completely naked in the halls of the headquarters of the most powerful military organization on the planet. And he felt pretty ridiculous. Getting an idea, he walked naked and purposefully through the corridors until he reached the Research & Development laboratory. He walked in and saluted the Head Scientist. "I am here to report the partial success of the personal invisibility device!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Military Jokes: 1.    Category: Military jokes   There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII. The Germans thought up a way to make the pilots crack and... more 2.    Category: Military jokes   This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy... more 3.    Category: Military jokes   Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always tryi... more 4.    Category: Military jokes   Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.... more 5.    Category: Military jokes   This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearin... more 6.    Category: Military jokes   Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: YOU DONT KNOW! YOU WERENT THERE, MAN!!! YOULL NEVER KNO... more 7.    Category: Military jokes   Q: What is Iraqs national bird ? A: Duck... more 8.    Category: Military jokes   A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his fr... more 9.    Category: Military jokes   I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more 10.    Category: Military jokes   Q: Whats the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesnt think hes a fighter pilot.... more