Viewing Joke: Category: Military jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route through the rubbled buildings. Sergeant Joe thumps his chest and proclaims. "I got me 4 germans bagged so far. Howabout you John?"Before Pfc John can reply, a lone german soldier runs out of a trashed hotel. In the process of throwing down his rifle after seeing the larger allied soldier group, he shouts "NEIN!"Pfc John takes aim at the enemy and shoots him. "Well, he wont get himself a tenth allied soldier." Joe all year long!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Military Jokes: 1.    Category: Military jokes   Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had s... more 2.    Category: Military jokes   This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearin... more 3.    Category: Military jokes   A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?""Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people aroun... more 4.    Category: Military jokes   Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 4... more 5.    Category: Military jokes   We have women in the military, but they dont put us in the front lines. They dont know if we can fight, if we can kill.... more 6.    Category: Military jokes   During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by... more 7.    Category: Military jokes   Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drin... more 8.    Category: Military jokes   Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Se... more 9.    Category: Military jokes   An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he be... more 10.    Category: Military jokes   I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more