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| Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drin... more
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| 2. | Category: Military jokes |
| - What do you think about the coming battle, General?- God knows it will be lost.- Then why should we go for it?- To fin... more
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| 3. | Category: Military jokes |
| The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones mother died yesterday. Better go te... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes |
| An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes |
| An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was no... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes |
| Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a PFC knocked on the door.Con... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes |
| The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can... more
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| 8. | Category: Military jokes |
| An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck t... more
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| 9. | Category: Military jokes |
| A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kil... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesnt think hes a fighter pilot.... more
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