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| Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!""But sarge, thats a hydrant!... more
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| A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didnt notice a chimpanzee, escap... more
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| At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?""Th... more
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| Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes |
| During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mu... more
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| Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: YOU DONT KNOW! YOU WERENT THERE, MAN!!! YOULL NEVER KNO... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes |
| Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being... more
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| The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they dont speak the same language. Fo... more
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| A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, Ill turn into a b... more
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| During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made... more
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