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| A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. And then he accidentally lo... more
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| Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put... more
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| As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to t... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes  |
| During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After eve... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a PFC knocked on the door.Con... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: YOU DONT KNOW! YOU WERENT THERE, MAN!!! YOULL NEVER KNO... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes  |
| A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and s... more
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| 8. | Category: Military jokes  |
| It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out takin... more
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| 9. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Colin Powell, once USAs highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from h... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 4... more
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