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| This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearin... more
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| SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHME... more
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| - Who likes music? - asks a commander.- Two soldiers step forward.- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especi... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes  |
| The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate bui... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes  |
| I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Two paratrooper recruits in a plane:- Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute.- Is it mandatory... more
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| 8. | Category: Military jokes  |
| The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar". "What is... more
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| Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always tryi... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes  |
| During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mu... more
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