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| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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