Viewing Joke: Category: Money jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 14   Joke: Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Money Jokes: 1.    Category: Money jokes   A little monster was learning to play the violin, Im good, arent I? he asked his big brother.You should be on the radio,... more 2.    Category: Money jokes   Who makes a million dollars a day?Someone who works in a mint.... more 3.    Category: Money jokes   At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars.One of the chamb... more 4.    Category: Money jokes   Why isnt a dime worth as much today as it used to be?Because the dimes (times) have changed.... more 5.    Category: Money jokes   Where do Eskimos keep their money?In snowbanks.... more 6.    Category: Money jokes   Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?Because he gave out bad scents (cents).... more 7.    Category: Money jokes   A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.... more 8.    Category: Money jokes   Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.... more 9.    Category: Money jokes   Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "Im not paying," said the duck. "Ive on... more 10.    Category: Money jokes   Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller.Thats very expensive,isnt it ?Next!... more