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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad kindly. Heres five more for you,At this Johnny howled louder than ever.Now what is it ? asked his dad.I wish Id said Id lost ten cents!
 
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