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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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