| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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