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| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more
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| How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more
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| 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: Hes at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, whats he st... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What monster plays the most April Fools jokes? Prankenstein!... more
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| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
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| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more
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