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| What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.... more
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| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-A wash and wear wolf... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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