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| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.... more
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| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they werent that l... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Where do you find monster snails?On the end of monsters fingers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What brings the monsters babies? The Frankenstork.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more
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