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| On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more
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| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Because if they were small and round and smooth theyd be M&Ms... more
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| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.... more
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| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more
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| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!... more
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| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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