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| What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !... more
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| Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more
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| A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit... more
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| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.... more
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| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didnt have to buy a winter coat.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happened to Frankensteins monster on the road?He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.... more
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| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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