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| Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happened to Frankensteins stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Mada... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?Lots of very worried dogs.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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