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| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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