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| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more
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| How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.... more
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| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.... more
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| What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.... more
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| Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.... more
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| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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