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| Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didnt have to buy a winter coat.... more
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| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.... more
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| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.... more
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| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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