Viewing Joke: Category: Monster jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: Heres a good book, said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.No, thank you, said Mrs Monster. My husbands got two heads already. . .    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Monster Jokes: 1.    Category: Monster jokes   How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more 2.    Category: Monster jokes   Whats the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.... more 3.    Category: Monster jokes   What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!... more 4.    Category: Monster jokes   Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more 5.    Category: Monster jokes   What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.... more 6.    Category: Monster jokes   Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more 7.    Category: Monster jokes   First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.... more 8.    Category: Monster jokes   What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.... more 9.    Category: Monster jokes   First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more 10.    Category: Monster jokes   What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more