Viewing Joke: Category: Monster jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit that will fit me, he told the tailor.So would I, sir, said the tailor. So would I.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Monster Jokes: 1.    Category: Monster jokes   MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more 2.    Category: Monster jokes   On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more 3.    Category: Monster jokes   Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more 4.    Category: Monster jokes   The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more 5.    Category: Monster jokes   Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more 6.    Category: Monster jokes   What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more 7.    Category: Monster jokes   What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.... more 8.    Category: Monster jokes   Why is the monsters football pitch wet?Because the players keep dribbling on it.... more 9.    Category: Monster jokes   Whats the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.... more 10.    Category: Monster jokes   How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more