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| Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?... more
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| How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more
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| Why is stupid monster like a jack-o-lantern? They both have empty heads.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more
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| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.... more
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| What do young female monsters do at parties ?They go around looking for edible bachelors !... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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