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| Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more
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| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-A wash and wear wolf... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits yo... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more
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